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<UCTN87> yamatonokami yASUS ad a goo d s wor d
<UCTN87> I won der w ho te per son who loves me the mo s tttt is
<UCTN87> h ave u scene okita-kun?
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The one and only! Now get your ass in here, rather than gawking!
[ His roommate requested no amputation in the apartment, but she's just going to have to deal with amputation happening in his room, out of her sight. ]
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Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you "the one and only".
[ Looking at the other's problem that he has, he tries to figure out which limb is causing him such a problem. Yamato doesn't mind hacking them all off, that's no problem but he believes that he should be good. Slowly entering the room to speak once again. ]
Hm, now which ones seems to be causing you a problem?
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[ He corrects, taking his cue. It doesn't sound like much more of a name than DISASTERLEO or "the one and only", but it is shorter. He doesn't pretend the feeling is mutual, that's it's nice to meet this guy under these circumstances— he's no masochist.
He doesn't stand, but he gestures down— as if saying silently, 'what, you can't tell?' A vampire is about as human as a monster can get, so the extra legs are clearly unnatural. There's no room for them, like teeth in an overcrowded jaw, sticking out at useless jarring angles. The pressure they exert on his frame, that alone looks painful.
But in case the view wasn't clear enough, he taps the two offending limbs. ]
I'm keeping the ones that work, it's this dead-weight I want gone.