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[ UGH STOP! He'll have one soon and then Kaoru can come work with him, honestly! But maybe they need this weird machine? It does such amazing things like.. slice. So as he takes a step forward to try and find where the price may be, he has no wallet to dig in to give money but maybe if his Saniwa was here, he could get him to buy it. Gotta keep that in mind. ]

Hm? Yes, but I wonder why of all worlds.. a few of my comrades stopped here without our weapons. Though, someone told me it's because a horse god has them.. I hope they have sparkly eyes. [ Kirakira! ] This place is really different from what I normally go through.. Is this your first time going to another world? It's quite fun.. unless there are things there which brings out another side of you.

[ Picking up the mandolin slicer and lord, the shopkeeper, he's looking. ]

Hmmm.. Do you think you would ever need this?

[Don't bully the poor saniwa what the heck...]

A horse god? [Why does a horse god have random weapons? Why does Yamato care if they have sparkly eyes?? Every conversation with this sword is a struggle, honestly - all two of them.]

I can't say that I've ever been to another world before, no - and I feel that it might lose some of its "fun" if the trip is a surprise like this one. [And what's that shit about worlds bringing out other sides of a person? YAMATO WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD.]

—I don't believe that I would, no. I'm still learning my way around the kitchens here, to be honest.

Yes, I heard that a horse god has everyone's weapons and we can get them back if we have certain coins? [ Some stuff he's learned from Vietnam but it does seem useful. What kind of coins would they need? They have to be special so that means there's different coins that they can use here. ] I think this place is dictated by Gods.. And we have to get whatever we want from them but I doubt the price of freedom isn't something they'd give.

[ UGH MAYBE IF YOU WERE IN HISTORY KAORU, YAMATO WOULD SAY HE SEEN YOU BUT SHIT. I didn't read Okita's wiki to see if you were real. Ugh.. were you in real history... you SHAM!! ] Well, normally it's not a surprise for me but.. I guess for you.. it must be.

[ A pause. ] Do you like to cook? Do you know how to make a hot pot? Those are one of Kiyomitsu's favorites and I haven't had one in awhile. [ AND KASIN ISN'T HERE! ]

How crude... To think that people are forced to buy back their own belongings. [Rude, honestly! Good thing Kaoru only has like one item of personal attachment... a fucking cursed sword. EXCELLENT.

Kaoru isn't even real though god okay KAORU IS A DEMON?? DEMONS DON'T EXIST IN REAL HISTORY ugh i'm laughing ANYWAY--]

I do enjoy cooking. [A nod! Yes, yes, very good at cooking here, a true cooking mama that could even rival Kasin. Kaoru will cut up the carrots into sakura shapes and everything!!] And I do know several recipes for hot pot dishes. I had a large family to feed back home, so that type of meal is something that I made often.

Hm? It is, but I think as long as we work hard, we'll be able to get whatever we need back. Did they take anything of yours? [ At least they didn't steal her pretty face, oo, komyudoodle is so smooth. Looking over to the other as he awaits his answer, Yamato then faces back towards the weird object in front of them. He wouldn't know what to do with it but he sure does know that he could try, he's not the best cook but he likes to think as long as it's edible, it's alright. ]

Oh? Is there anything that you want here, maybe something that could get you started back on your joy? I know our time here has been.. something so it could put you at ease? Even though, I don't know if you are at ease or not. [ On the subject of large families. ] A lot of my comrades are like family, some are here and some are back home. [ That he hopes. ] Did any of your family appear here?

[The point is, hard work shouldn't be necessary! Their shit was stolen and it's rude as hell!

Wow though, struck by a smooth criminal.]

They've taken me from my home, so I suppose everything that I left behind there could be considered missing because of them. [Though Kaoru cares about approximately .1% of the things that were left behind, so no harm no foul, really. Poor, poor people who actually care about their material possessions...]

I came to get ingredients, actually... And a few pots and pans, since the apartment that I'm staying at isn't well-stocked for the type of cooking that I'm used to. [It's very Western and Kaoru is very not.

But, offering a little smile!] Ah? How fortunate that you have friends here for you... No one that I know is here, I believe, but the peninsula is quite large and I haven't explored all of it yet.

Huh? How bad do you wish to go back home? [ It's a general question, some people like it here and other's find it disgusting and wish to go back. For Yamato, he wants to go back home because he doesn't belong here, his person is needed elsewhere. Because of his wants of going back home, he did discover something interesting so he doesn't mind speaking about it. Though, he has to figure out if the other is willing to return or wishes to stay here. ]

Oh? I live in a tree so I think you're probably better off than me. So I hope you're able to get everything you need. [ Nodding since it is true, maybe from the few stray small leaves in his hair. He isn't really good at taking care of himself but he is good when it comes to protecting his person. ] So is this slicer something you need or should we move on?

[ A tilt of his head as laughs a little. ] I guess. We're all really different so I hope they're willing to still accept me. [ A pause. ] I really am glad they're okay, though. Hm? I've only explored just a few areas but there are areas we can't even go to, right?

I have a number of things to attend to back home, so I would very much like to return.

[Kaoru doesn't care about this bullshit Ryslig place!! It sounds awful and Chizuru isn't here so honestly, automatically worthless.

Also, "I live in a tree"........ Eying the leaves in his hair??] Ah— may I ask why, sir? Do you not have a place to stay? [WHAT A SAD LOSER. As for the dang mandarin orange:]

No, I don't. It would be best for us to move. [Especially since the shop keeper looks like he's five seconds away from calling security or something. ONWARD... Kaoru turns to sweep away, but will keep Yamato in sight because ??? who knows, he seems like the type of person who might wander off accidentally and get lost.] Is that so? I haven't been told of the off-limit areas, but I suppose it isn't surprising.

Did you know that.. if you help one of the Gods here, they'll help you go home. They just need a certain amount of people. When that happens, we're able to be free.. unlike the other God who resides here to keep us here.

[ He's being honest! He heard from someone that he could trust. Looking around towards another table with some weird slicers that are supposed to be better than the other. ] .. I do, but I don't want to be troublesome. Besides, I know how to take care of myself. Living in a tree isn't bad, just have to be careful.

[ Seeing that eyes are on him, he follows after Kaoru as he blinks at her. ] They must not like people without money staring at their things. But.. I know there's a lighthouse around that has people who won't let you in, or.. they aren't fond of people. I can't rememeber.

[UNFORTUNATELY FOR YAMATO'S GULLIBLE ASS, Kaoru is far too suspicious and untrusting to support any of the gods. Squad Neutral for life.]

I haven't heard that, but the gods in legends and stories are always quite fickle... [Who's to say this other god won't just be like "haha, kidding!", huh??]

It seems like a lot of work to be living on your own like that. ["In a tree", that is. Why is he doing this...] But if you can manage...

Ah— A lighthouse? It must be near the peninsula's end, correct? Do you know which direction it's in?

[TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE... later, probably.]

[ UGH STP BE A CULT MEMBER OR RIOT! ] We should appreciate our Gods for what they do, though, I guess one deserves more than another. [ Ugh, he's a tsukumogami, he has to clap his hands and bow head to Liewen. Hello? ] Though, it depends, we should still give them our support in the end.

[ Ugh, Yamato has had a bad life, the God joking his ass won't be so bad? ] It's not, it's rather easy but there are people who find it troublesome. They even say I can't walk past them without saying "hi".

[ His struggle. ] If I didn't live in a that tree, it'd probably be better. [ As for the lighthouse. ] I've been there once, so I'm sure I can take us back by memory.

[ No, we go: Now. ]

[UGH NO Kaoru's on Team Kill The Gods honestly.]

It seems they haven't done much. [POINTEDLY. But still politely! Somehow Kaoru manages to say blunt things with such a delicate air that they don't seem as rude as they should.] But I'm certain they wouldn't turn down support, either. [Gods!!

What's up with that, though. What kind of struggle is that?? WHO HAS THAT KIND OF STRUGGLE only Yamatonokami Yasusada.]

Shouldn't you move, in that case? [??? douthite] But— [AGAIN: WHY?] Were you not in the middle of shopping, yourself? I would hate to interrupt you.

Because people approve of another God so he needs people to help him. I heard the group is small compared to the God that brought us here. [ I'll slide you a ticket Kaoru if you feel the cultist life? A free ticket, just listen. ]

They wouldn't turn down support, so maybe you can help that God out too. [ He's only kidding, maybe not, time to take a trip to the Arcade? Auto align? It's time. ]

Huh? No, I wasn't shopping. I was familiarizing myself with my surroundings. I'm not too crazy about shopping like.. some people. [ Ugh.. throwing shade. ]

[BE A CULTIST-COLLECTOR ELSEWHERE Kaoru is unfortunately stubborn as a mule when it comes to things regarding power structures...]

The best of luck to his followers, in that case. [Who would believe "I'll help you get home if I have enough power", huh?? That's just a recipe for disaster.]

Oh— [WOW the shade that was just thrown... that Kaoru misses completely... Somewhere in the multiverse, Kashuu sneezes because some shithead is talking rude about him.] Well... In that case, I suppose we can take a look if you aren't too busy. Unless you'd prefer to continue familiarizing yourself with the area, of course.

[ SLAPS CULTIST PSD ON YOU! LIEWEN NOW! ]

Thank you, you know, if you ever want to join. I'd help! [ Come on Kashuu #2, don't be like this? What the heck! ] Hm, I don't ave any qualms, exploring is second nature to me so we could go. Maybe we'll find something worth noting around here that could help us? Besides... I hear we're going to be like everyone here.. aren't we?

[ Much to his dismay. ]

I think if we take this turn, it may lead us out of this place.. but even then I'm not too sure.

[UGH WHY. Be happy with recruiting the people you've already recruited!!]

You'll be the first that I speak with if I ever have an interest, I promise you that. [Well... It's not a lie.]

It would be fair fortune indeed if we managed to find a way out in the open like that. [Ie "haha nah", because at least one other person surely would have discovered it themselves by now. Surely!!] But looking couldn't hurt. Shall we go, then? I'll follow your lead, sir.

[Time to leave the market behind and move on to better things!!]

Then thank you, I hope that one day we can have you by our side now but even now, having you is a friend is nice as well. [ Since Yamato befriends everyone, you've seen his quotes about making a new friend! ] Alright, please follow me and stay close by.

[ He can't let anything happen to her? He has to protect everyone but slowly walking through Bavan as he tries to find a path that leads out to the forest, he looks behind him to see that the other is still following. ] Do you have something to protect yourself with, just in case?

[Ugh gross, why. Why is he so determined, too!! What a punk.]

I will. [In response to "stay close by". Kaoru doesn't care about the friendship part, gosh.]

Ah... [Self-protection, though... THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. It's an irritating situation here, honestly; back home, Kaoru doesn't need anything but bare fists for self-defense. Being a stupid overpowered anime demon has its benefits... But here, as a squishy and fragile human, Kaoru actually needs to carry other weapons around. It clashes with the pretty princess image! But it's better to raise some eyebrows than be caught unaware and defenseless.]

I do, yes. I'm not very adept at handling blades, but I'll do my best if we get into a difficult situation.

[ Ugh! My friend! Please don't reject me, we're having a good time? What has Yamato done wrong? Anyway! ] That's good then, because I'll do my best to keep us together.

[ Together, forever! Anyway, Yamato would normally be good at protecting but does he have a weapon? No? Maybe he should have taken that mandolin slicer and maybe he'd be able to knock out any monsters that come for him? ] What are you good at using, I do my best at handling a blade. I could teach you when I get mine back, it may take awhile but I do not mind.

[ Teach him how to spear Kaoru, he needs to learn!! ]

[UGH no rejection for now. For now.]

Thank you, sir. [Now Kaoru won't have to worry about getting lost, at least! Though apparently worrying about Yamato being caught without a weapon is a legitimate thing? Wow. Some sword spirit!]

To be honest, I'm not proficient in any weaponry. It wasn't a necessity for me to learn the martial arts at home, so I never picked up much beyond the basics... I wouldn't mind learning a little more here, though.

[Will Kaoru be able to pull the wool over Yamato's eyes, though?! WILL A BLADE SPIRIT BELIEVE SOMEONE WHEN THEY SAY "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SWORDS" and then tries to pretend they can't use swords?? Mysteries that will soon be solved, perhaps.]

[ Ugh, no more rejection ever. ]

Is there a certain one that you would like to learn? [ What is it that she wants to learn, tell the truth! Why does she tell all these lies, Yamato will find out the truth soon! ] I'm not good at spears and the like but I'm sure someone here could also teach you that but.. if only one of my comrades were here. Iwatooshi.. Otengine.. [ Yamato looks at smudged handwriting on the back of his hands. ] ~~Grease.~~

[ Ugh, what was his name. ]

Though you have something on hand, right now? Right? I think that's what you said, would you be willing to tell me?

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[For now!!!!!]

Not necessarily... Though I suppose spears or other, larger blades would be too much for me to wield. [Kaoru's like 5'2"?? Even a tachi would be a struggle, honestly.]

Though I do know of at least one proficient spear-wielder from my home. Rather, I don't know him personally, but his skill is quite infamous. [Haha Harada Sanosuke.]

—Correct, but it's nothing impressive. [And out Kaoru pulls-- a kitchen knife! It was carefully tucked away in fabric so as not to cut.]

[ Yamato looks down at Kaoru because damn, I thought he was a little taller but he's not? Wtf? Ugh, Yamato's 5'5" status remains tall and nice. ]

Hm? Are you sure, I've seen someone much shorter than you be able to carry an oodachi. [ Well not all people can be Hotarumaru, Yamato. Not All People. ]

Is that so?

[ Yamato knows him!!! YAMATO KNOWS HIM!! But who is his spear? Step up your game Touken Ranbu. ]

Huh? A very small blade, please take care of it. It needs tender love and care.

[Kaoru doesn't have the fortune of being that tall and is instead otome protag size. TERRIBLE.]

Wielding a sword of that size would surely be impossible for me. [NO WAY. Well, yes way if Kaoru still had all of those fancy demon capabilities, BUT OTHERWISE NO WAY.

Anyway, the question is just met with a brief nod but no actual given name, because who wants to talk about Harada anyway??]

Ah— [Oh right this nutterbutter thinks he's a sword or something.] ...I promise to take very good care of it.

Do you think so? If Hotarumaru appears here, I believe that I'd be able to ask him to help you carry one. He's a really good comrade, he can be counted on like the rest of them. [ Hotarumaru is like 3', Yamato really believes Kaoru's ass could carry that blade. It isn't that bad? Not at all. Not if he puts effort into it and he has that! Ugh, time to ask Apollo for his demon powers. ]

Please do, every blade may not have a human form but they can still feel everything else. [ Nodding. ] And I'm sure it would want to stay by your side as long as it can.

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I FORGOT TO TALK ABCK TO YOU IM SO SAD REACHES

UGH KOMYU IM LAUGHIGN

UGH STOP I WAS LIKE WHY IS THIS STUFF EMPTY

u ditched my ass

JUST STP I CAME BACK FOR YOu gets down on one knee hugs your leg ugh