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大和守安定。 ([personal profile] yasusada) wrote2015-10-04 03:01 am
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<UCTN87> yamatonokami yASUS ad a goo d s wor d
<UCTN87> I won der w ho te per son who loves me the mo s tttt is
<UCTN87> h ave u scene okita-kun?

souredsweet: jackandtink (you've got some tuberculosis on you)

ugh because it's your Time

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
How crude... To think that people are forced to buy back their own belongings. [Rude, honestly! Good thing Kaoru only has like one item of personal attachment... a fucking cursed sword. EXCELLENT.

Kaoru isn't even real though god okay KAORU IS A DEMON?? DEMONS DON'T EXIST IN REAL HISTORY ugh i'm laughing ANYWAY--]


I do enjoy cooking. [A nod! Yes, yes, very good at cooking here, a true cooking mama that could even rival Kasin. Kaoru will cut up the carrots into sakura shapes and everything!!] And I do know several recipes for hot pot dishes. I had a large family to feed back home, so that type of meal is something that I made often.
souredsweet: jackandtink (summer air)

TOO LATE NOW...

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[The point is, hard work shouldn't be necessary! Their shit was stolen and it's rude as hell!

Wow though, struck by a smooth criminal.]


They've taken me from my home, so I suppose everything that I left behind there could be considered missing because of them. [Though Kaoru cares about approximately .1% of the things that were left behind, so no harm no foul, really. Poor, poor people who actually care about their material possessions...]

I came to get ingredients, actually... And a few pots and pans, since the apartment that I'm staying at isn't well-stocked for the type of cooking that I'm used to. [It's very Western and Kaoru is very not.

But, offering a little smile!]
Ah? How fortunate that you have friends here for you... No one that I know is here, I believe, but the peninsula is quite large and I haven't explored all of it yet.
souredsweet: cupnoodles (not today satan)

UGH why are things like this

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have a number of things to attend to back home, so I would very much like to return.

[Kaoru doesn't care about this bullshit Ryslig place!! It sounds awful and Chizuru isn't here so honestly, automatically worthless.

Also, "I live in a tree"........ Eying the leaves in his hair??]
Ah— may I ask why, sir? Do you not have a place to stay? [WHAT A SAD LOSER. As for the dang mandarin orange:]

No, I don't. It would be best for us to move. [Especially since the shop keeper looks like he's five seconds away from calling security or something. ONWARD... Kaoru turns to sweep away, but will keep Yamato in sight because ??? who knows, he seems like the type of person who might wander off accidentally and get lost.] Is that so? I haven't been told of the off-limit areas, but I suppose it isn't surprising.
souredsweet: breadcrusts (i am only human)

uGH no

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[UNFORTUNATELY FOR YAMATO'S GULLIBLE ASS, Kaoru is far too suspicious and untrusting to support any of the gods. Squad Neutral for life.]

I haven't heard that, but the gods in legends and stories are always quite fickle... [Who's to say this other god won't just be like "haha, kidding!", huh??]

It seems like a lot of work to be living on your own like that. ["In a tree", that is. Why is he doing this...] But if you can manage...

Ah— A lighthouse? It must be near the peninsula's end, correct? Do you know which direction it's in?

[TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE... later, probably.]
souredsweet: mewtube (open the blinds)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-31 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH NO Kaoru's on Team Kill The Gods honestly.]

It seems they haven't done much. [POINTEDLY. But still politely! Somehow Kaoru manages to say blunt things with such a delicate air that they don't seem as rude as they should.] But I'm certain they wouldn't turn down support, either. [Gods!!

What's up with that, though. What kind of struggle is that?? WHO HAS THAT KIND OF STRUGGLE only Yamatonokami Yasusada.]


Shouldn't you move, in that case? [??? douthite] But— [AGAIN: WHY?] Were you not in the middle of shopping, yourself? I would hate to interrupt you.
souredsweet: jackandtink (still water)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[BE A CULTIST-COLLECTOR ELSEWHERE Kaoru is unfortunately stubborn as a mule when it comes to things regarding power structures...]

The best of luck to his followers, in that case. [Who would believe "I'll help you get home if I have enough power", huh?? That's just a recipe for disaster.]

Oh— [WOW the shade that was just thrown... that Kaoru misses completely... Somewhere in the multiverse, Kashuu sneezes because some shithead is talking rude about him.] Well... In that case, I suppose we can take a look if you aren't too busy. Unless you'd prefer to continue familiarizing yourself with the area, of course.
souredsweet: jackandtink (that's nice dear)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-05 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH WHY. Be happy with recruiting the people you've already recruited!!]

You'll be the first that I speak with if I ever have an interest, I promise you that. [Well... It's not a lie.]

It would be fair fortune indeed if we managed to find a way out in the open like that. [Ie "haha nah", because at least one other person surely would have discovered it themselves by now. Surely!!] But looking couldn't hurt. Shall we go, then? I'll follow your lead, sir.

[Time to leave the market behind and move on to better things!!]
souredsweet: mewtube (right through you)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-07 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh gross, why. Why is he so determined, too!! What a punk.]

I will. [In response to "stay close by". Kaoru doesn't care about the friendship part, gosh.]

Ah... [Self-protection, though... THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. It's an irritating situation here, honestly; back home, Kaoru doesn't need anything but bare fists for self-defense. Being a stupid overpowered anime demon has its benefits... But here, as a squishy and fragile human, Kaoru actually needs to carry other weapons around. It clashes with the pretty princess image! But it's better to raise some eyebrows than be caught unaware and defenseless.]

I do, yes. I'm not very adept at handling blades, but I'll do my best if we get into a difficult situation.
souredsweet: jackandtink (still water)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-08 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH no rejection for now. For now.]

Thank you, sir. [Now Kaoru won't have to worry about getting lost, at least! Though apparently worrying about Yamato being caught without a weapon is a legitimate thing? Wow. Some sword spirit!]

To be honest, I'm not proficient in any weaponry. It wasn't a necessity for me to learn the martial arts at home, so I never picked up much beyond the basics... I wouldn't mind learning a little more here, though.

[Will Kaoru be able to pull the wool over Yamato's eyes, though?! WILL A BLADE SPIRIT BELIEVE SOMEONE WHEN THEY SAY "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SWORDS" and then tries to pretend they can't use swords?? Mysteries that will soon be solved, perhaps.]
souredsweet: mewtube (bluebird)

UGH KOMYU IM LAUGHIGN

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-09 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[For now!!!!!]

Not necessarily... Though I suppose spears or other, larger blades would be too much for me to wield. [Kaoru's like 5'2"?? Even a tachi would be a struggle, honestly.]

Though I do know of at least one proficient spear-wielder from my home. Rather, I don't know him personally, but his skill is quite infamous. [Haha Harada Sanosuke.]

—Correct, but it's nothing impressive. [And out Kaoru pulls-- a kitchen knife! It was carefully tucked away in fabric so as not to cut.]
souredsweet: mewtube (right through you)

u ditched my ass

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-10 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru doesn't have the fortune of being that tall and is instead otome protag size. TERRIBLE.]

Wielding a sword of that size would surely be impossible for me. [NO WAY. Well, yes way if Kaoru still had all of those fancy demon capabilities, BUT OTHERWISE NO WAY.

Anyway, the question is just met with a brief nod but no actual given name, because who wants to talk about Harada anyway??]


Ah— [Oh right this nutterbutter thinks he's a sword or something.] ...I promise to take very good care of it.
souredsweet: jackandtink (lol this dying shit)

UGH ILL NEVER FORGET the time komyu abandoned me on the streets

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-14 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it couldn't hurt to try...

[No, it will hurt. IT'S A BAD IDEA and Kaoru isn't about to try it any time soon. Time to start ignoring and avoiding anyone named Hotarumaru!!]

...You're very adamant about this, sir. [About blades having feelings. Why?? Why. Wh does Kaoru always get stuck with the nutterbutters.]

STOPwhy are you doign this

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ugh abandons u good bye

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jokes on u its not a wig!!!!

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STOP ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO

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why

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NEVER TBH ur not my real dad

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