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大和守安定。 ([personal profile] yasusada) wrote2015-10-04 03:01 am
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<UCTN87> yamatonokami yASUS ad a goo d s wor d
<UCTN87> I won der w ho te per son who loves me the mo s tttt is
<UCTN87> h ave u scene okita-kun?

souredsweet: cupnoodles (super smash bros champ)

action bc i do what i want

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[SO. They're off the mountain!! It's been some days now, which is enough time to get over the initial "what the shit is going on" even if it's not quite enough time to actually adjust to anything.

But Kaoru adjusts quickly even in the least pleasant of situations, and is out and about getting familiar with the layout of the peninsula. It does no one any good to be caught unawares over the most basic things, after all - one should at least learn the street names... Probably. And where the grocers are! All things that are vital for survival, yes, food and warm clothing and - these really weird little trinkets on display in front of the shops. Kaoru isn't much interested in the shiny baubles and toys and street foods, but does stop in front of a display that's selling mandolin slicers. Of course, they're FROM THE FUTURE (to this punk who's a Bakumatsu ye olde, anyway), so it just looks like a useless chunk of plastic with a blade barely protruding out through the front.]


What in the world would someone use this for? [Which is spoken softly, not really meant to be overheard, but since this thread has to get started somewhere, Yamato is probably close enough to hear it anyway. WOAH.]
souredsweet: jackandtink (oh my what tragedy)

it's too late!!!

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S A MANDARIN, NOT A MANDOLIN... oh my god.

But here Kaoru is, continuing to just take up half of the front of the stall with Yamato. Looking a little surprised to see him, too! Wow, so he actually survived climbing down the mountain? Considering he'd been more worried about the skull than escaping Snow Hell, Kaoru hadn't really expected much, but here he is... Alive and in one piece.]


Ah— it's you. [A little nod of greeting! And then looking back toward the mandolin because who even knows what's going on here. The shopkeeper turns his attention to the other side of the table in the hopes that he can draw more customers and crowd these two out, but he's a FOOL and his plan is doomed to failure.]

I'm not entirely certain. Some sort of vegetable from this area, perhaps? We are in another world... Or so I've heard.
souredsweet: breadcrusts (what is it that i seek)

IT'S TOO LATE NOW

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-18 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[No... Kaoru doesn't have the money to spend on random kitchen equipment what the hell!! Does Yamato even have a job?? They're not going to make it in this world if they buy stuff they don't know how to use rather than useful things like food and blankets.]

It seems straightforward enough, doesn't it? [A blade stuck in some plastic! Okay, kitchens of the future, you win this battle.]

...I'm not entirely certain what you mean by that. Do you often travel to other worlds?

[Why does Yamato have to play God and break the fourth wall.]
souredsweet: mewtube (dust in my mouth)

WHY ARE YOU ughw hy

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't bully the poor saniwa what the heck...]

A horse god? [Why does a horse god have random weapons? Why does Yamato care if they have sparkly eyes?? Every conversation with this sword is a struggle, honestly - all two of them.]

I can't say that I've ever been to another world before, no - and I feel that it might lose some of its "fun" if the trip is a surprise like this one. [And what's that shit about worlds bringing out other sides of a person? YAMATO WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD.]

—I don't believe that I would, no. I'm still learning my way around the kitchens here, to be honest.
souredsweet: jackandtink (you've got some tuberculosis on you)

ugh because it's your Time

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
How crude... To think that people are forced to buy back their own belongings. [Rude, honestly! Good thing Kaoru only has like one item of personal attachment... a fucking cursed sword. EXCELLENT.

Kaoru isn't even real though god okay KAORU IS A DEMON?? DEMONS DON'T EXIST IN REAL HISTORY ugh i'm laughing ANYWAY--]


I do enjoy cooking. [A nod! Yes, yes, very good at cooking here, a true cooking mama that could even rival Kasin. Kaoru will cut up the carrots into sakura shapes and everything!!] And I do know several recipes for hot pot dishes. I had a large family to feed back home, so that type of meal is something that I made often.
souredsweet: jackandtink (summer air)

TOO LATE NOW...

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[The point is, hard work shouldn't be necessary! Their shit was stolen and it's rude as hell!

Wow though, struck by a smooth criminal.]


They've taken me from my home, so I suppose everything that I left behind there could be considered missing because of them. [Though Kaoru cares about approximately .1% of the things that were left behind, so no harm no foul, really. Poor, poor people who actually care about their material possessions...]

I came to get ingredients, actually... And a few pots and pans, since the apartment that I'm staying at isn't well-stocked for the type of cooking that I'm used to. [It's very Western and Kaoru is very not.

But, offering a little smile!]
Ah? How fortunate that you have friends here for you... No one that I know is here, I believe, but the peninsula is quite large and I haven't explored all of it yet.
souredsweet: cupnoodles (not today satan)

UGH why are things like this

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have a number of things to attend to back home, so I would very much like to return.

[Kaoru doesn't care about this bullshit Ryslig place!! It sounds awful and Chizuru isn't here so honestly, automatically worthless.

Also, "I live in a tree"........ Eying the leaves in his hair??]
Ah— may I ask why, sir? Do you not have a place to stay? [WHAT A SAD LOSER. As for the dang mandarin orange:]

No, I don't. It would be best for us to move. [Especially since the shop keeper looks like he's five seconds away from calling security or something. ONWARD... Kaoru turns to sweep away, but will keep Yamato in sight because ??? who knows, he seems like the type of person who might wander off accidentally and get lost.] Is that so? I haven't been told of the off-limit areas, but I suppose it isn't surprising.
souredsweet: breadcrusts (i am only human)

uGH no

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[UNFORTUNATELY FOR YAMATO'S GULLIBLE ASS, Kaoru is far too suspicious and untrusting to support any of the gods. Squad Neutral for life.]

I haven't heard that, but the gods in legends and stories are always quite fickle... [Who's to say this other god won't just be like "haha, kidding!", huh??]

It seems like a lot of work to be living on your own like that. ["In a tree", that is. Why is he doing this...] But if you can manage...

Ah— A lighthouse? It must be near the peninsula's end, correct? Do you know which direction it's in?

[TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE... later, probably.]
souredsweet: mewtube (open the blinds)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-10-31 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH NO Kaoru's on Team Kill The Gods honestly.]

It seems they haven't done much. [POINTEDLY. But still politely! Somehow Kaoru manages to say blunt things with such a delicate air that they don't seem as rude as they should.] But I'm certain they wouldn't turn down support, either. [Gods!!

What's up with that, though. What kind of struggle is that?? WHO HAS THAT KIND OF STRUGGLE only Yamatonokami Yasusada.]


Shouldn't you move, in that case? [??? douthite] But— [AGAIN: WHY?] Were you not in the middle of shopping, yourself? I would hate to interrupt you.
souredsweet: jackandtink (still water)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-11-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[BE A CULTIST-COLLECTOR ELSEWHERE Kaoru is unfortunately stubborn as a mule when it comes to things regarding power structures...]

The best of luck to his followers, in that case. [Who would believe "I'll help you get home if I have enough power", huh?? That's just a recipe for disaster.]

Oh— [WOW the shade that was just thrown... that Kaoru misses completely... Somewhere in the multiverse, Kashuu sneezes because some shithead is talking rude about him.] Well... In that case, I suppose we can take a look if you aren't too busy. Unless you'd prefer to continue familiarizing yourself with the area, of course.
hopefragment: (eh???)

<cat_herder> 09/01/15

[personal profile] hopefragment 2015-11-03 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
yamantononkami

were you anywhere close to the mpountain?/?

are you ok
did anything happen//?





its hinata btw
hopefragment: (painful hope)

<cat_herder>

[personal profile] hopefragment 2015-11-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
i'm glad your not hurt
my laptop must still be messed up
it keeps changing my username


im fine
tsurumaru and that other guy are right
please make sure to get it fixed


or at least waer your coat when you sleep so you dont get sick ok?

im really glad youre ok
hopefragment: (moving toward a new path*)

<cat_herder>

[personal profile] hopefragment 2015-11-04 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
haha no im not actually herding cats
that sounds like a really stressful job when it comes down to it


[SLOW DAWNING REALIZATION THAT BETWEEN HIS CLASSMATES AND HIS SWORDS THAT HE IS INDEED HERDING CATS.]

if you want to look at the stars
maybe see about putting a window where the hole is
that way the othrs wont be cold but you can still see the stars

anyway i wanted you to have it
im your saniwa but im your friend too
and friends give each other gifts when they think they need them
besides do swords even celebrate birthdays?
fromw hat i hear youre not as young as you look
so maybe think of it like a very late birthday present if that helps

im doing alright
vietnam makes sure i eat well since im staying at her place still
shes a really good cook, ill have to ask her if you can stop by sometime and join us
i think that might be fun

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