[STOP, JUST STOP. Stop. Why is everyone in the Shinsengumi like this? Is it some sort of mental contagion and now they're all doomed??
But honestly, Hijikata is the biggest embarrassment here right now... Kashuu's still squinting at the picture like he's not sure if he should laugh or feel really bad (for Hijikata's hair, not Hijikata himself. He's a toilet moron but his hair is pretty and doesn't deserve this??)]
He'd better have washed it! That's so gross! [His skin is crawling just thinking about Hijikata walking around with toilet hair... Someone stop that man.]
Geez, he really should have just cut it off. That'd be gross even after it's washed.
In all honesty, I wonder if that's a new way of how people are to wash their hair.
[ Hopefully Yamato isn't getting any ideas as he looks at the photo and hands her device to Kashuu to hold. ] Please hold that.. [ Breaking his pop tart in half, keeping the side he already bit and handing it to Kashuu and then popping his own half into his mouth with a satisfied smile. ] Domm yo'mu want halmf? Mmf. [ Though, back to the Hijikatoilet incident. ]
He has really long hair, maybe he should burn it to get rid of the smell? I wonder what Okita-kun would do. [ Or maybe they should send it to Okita-kun. :) ]
No way. Even in the future, people don't do weird stuff like that.
[Though there are plenty of other weird things that happen... PLEASE DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, YAMATO. Before he can address that, though, there's a CereVice being shoved into his hand and then a poptart.] Don't talk with your mouth full, geez. [GEEZ. But he looks grateful for the food at least, and takes a bite, so clearly it's a gift well-accepted.
ANYWAY, Toiletkata:] Burning it would make it smell even worse. [...] But maybe Okita'd know how to handle that stuff. He has really long hair too, right? Let's text him.
[ Of course, his words don't make any sense, he's just talking with his mouth full and moving away but h does give a nod that the other is allowed to send the image out. ]
Mff..
[ Finally swallowing the poptart, he has a few crumbs around his mouth as he looks for something to drink. He's thirsty and he doesn't want to dehydrated but he's a little more thirsty than usual so when he opens the fridge, he grabs the large container of milk. His now. Popping the top and taking a sip from it, he can hear light steps of a bird somewhere but as he looks around. There's nothing.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MYSTERIOUS. ]
We could send it to Okita-kun, so if you wanted to do that now?
[WHAT THE FUCK YAMATO DON'T DRINK OUT OF THE CARTON!!! Why was this shitty sword raised in a barn??]
It's your turn to buy the next one. [A nod toward the milk carton... He doesn't even look up from the CereVice, he already knows what just went down. GROSS.]
Sure, sure. I'll forward the text to him now, 'kay? [AND HE WILL PROCEED TO DO SO.
As he turns to show the screen to Yamato, there's some ominous cooing...]
[ JUST STOP HE WANTED IT? IT HAS NO ONES NAME ON IT!! ]
I.. buy...? [ Looking at the milk, he doesn't even know what he's supposed to buy it with. ] Alright, your wallet is in your dresser, right? I'll go get that as you text Okita-kun.
[ A nod towards the text that's been sent, he takes a step and.. the cooing.. what the fuck. ]
[ WHY DO YOU DENY YAMATO HIS WATER, HE'S THIRSTY FOR SOME ODD REASON. ]
What are credits? [ Mysterious, where does he get these credits from. ]
... Huh? I mean.. it's not me that's making weird noises. It kind of sounds like you? You know, like a crow or something that picks the sanity of other people?
[ UGH I ALMOST POSTED W/O HAVING TEXT BUT UGH YAMATO'S WATER!! ]
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Huh.. it's weird you know, it's different from what we use back home. I'd be surprised if you had any more left.. considering how much you frolic around. [ Ugh, Yamato's back as he bends over.. dodging that poptart piece because his back was hurting :). ] Hm.. [ Leans back up. Nice. ]
... But I think it is you? [ Walking to the table.. why are there cut marks on it. What the fuck.. ] .. Someone's been here?
I know how to budget. [HE DOES! He's not a merchant's sword, but he knows about money issues... He Knows. Also, this punkass with his punkass timing?? Kashuu looks like he might try to get a second shot in but no, he'll refrain.]
Maybe.. it's water? [ Maybe but there's little running as if someone is in the kitchen and a cereal box falls over. Ugh, paranormal activity up in here. ]
[ Watching the feather fly out... Yamato isn't horrified but there's something ominous about it. ]
.. Do you think ghosts.. shed feathers? [ Ugh, what if Yamato gets possessed? ]
.... [ There's little running footsteps and something stabs Kashuu's hand when he looks away and then scurries into a hole in the cabinet.. that seems to be connected to other places... what the fuck. ]
[But surely it couldn't be!! He can't really contemplate much more for now anyway, since his hand is stabbed?? What the fuck, indeed. Pulling it back sharply!]
Ow!! What the hell was that?! There's definitely something in here!
[His hand is bleeding?? WHY. But of course he's going to move some stuff aside so he can get a better look at that hole.]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
But honestly, Hijikata is the biggest embarrassment here right now... Kashuu's still squinting at the picture like he's not sure if he should laugh or feel really bad (for Hijikata's hair, not Hijikata himself. He's a toilet moron but his hair is pretty and doesn't deserve this??)]
He'd better have washed it! That's so gross! [His skin is crawling just thinking about Hijikata walking around with toilet hair... Someone stop that man.]
Geez, he really should have just cut it off. That'd be gross even after it's washed.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I SHOULD BE ASKING!
[ Hopefully Yamato isn't getting any ideas as he looks at the photo and hands her device to Kashuu to hold. ] Please hold that.. [ Breaking his pop tart in half, keeping the side he already bit and handing it to Kashuu and then popping his own half into his mouth with a satisfied smile. ] Domm yo'mu want halmf? Mmf. [ Though, back to the Hijikatoilet incident. ]
He has really long hair, maybe he should burn it to get rid of the smell? I wonder what Okita-kun would do. [ Or maybe they should send it to Okita-kun. :) ]
ugh puts u in a dumpster
[Though there are plenty of other weird things that happen... PLEASE DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, YAMATO. Before he can address that, though, there's a CereVice being shoved into his hand and then a poptart.] Don't talk with your mouth full, geez. [GEEZ. But he looks grateful for the food at least, and takes a bite, so clearly it's a gift well-accepted.
ANYWAY, Toiletkata:] Burning it would make it smell even worse. [...] But maybe Okita'd know how to handle that stuff. He has really long hair too, right? Let's text him.
stp throws you out to sea go meet horis people
[ Of course, his words don't make any sense, he's just talking with his mouth full and moving away but h does give a nod that the other is allowed to send the image out. ]
Mff..
[ Finally swallowing the poptart, he has a few crumbs around his mouth as he looks for something to drink. He's thirsty and he doesn't want to dehydrated but he's a little more thirsty than usual so when he opens the fridge, he grabs the large container of milk. His now. Popping the top and taking a sip from it, he can hear light steps of a bird somewhere but as he looks around. There's nothing.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MYSTERIOUS. ]
We could send it to Okita-kun, so if you wanted to do that now?
WOW incredible
It's your turn to buy the next one. [A nod toward the milk carton... He doesn't even look up from the CereVice, he already knows what just went down. GROSS.]
Sure, sure. I'll forward the text to him now, 'kay? [AND HE WILL PROCEED TO DO SO.
As he turns to show the screen to Yamato, there's some ominous cooing...]
I AM INCRDICIBLE!! JUST LISTEN!!
I.. buy...? [ Looking at the milk, he doesn't even know what he's supposed to buy it with. ] Alright, your wallet is in your dresser, right? I'll go get that as you text Okita-kun.
[ A nod towards the text that's been sent, he takes a step and.. the cooing.. what the fuck. ]
Kiyomitsu.. was that you?
no it's time for you to go, good bye...
Buy it with your own credits! [What the heck, is he going to have to move his wallet now?? He makes a mental note to do that later...
Also what the fuck x2 electric boogaloo, Yamato why.] Did you seriously just ask that?
PLEASE DONT LET ME GO GOODBYE
What are credits? [ Mysterious, where does he get these credits from. ]
... Huh? I mean.. it's not me that's making weird noises. It kind of sounds like you? You know, like a crow or something that picks the sanity of other people?
UGH i guess you can stay
Credits? Y'know, the stuff you use to buy everything here? [Just what the fuck Yamato.
ALSO, THAT'S RUDE. Kashuu flicks a corner of his poptart half at this punkass and his big dumb head.]
Shut up. I do not sound like that... Anyway, if it's not you and it's not me, it's gotta be something else. [DUH. Time to go sleuthing...]
UGH AKI WAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BRACKETS IM LAUGHING
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Huh.. it's weird you know, it's different from what we use back home. I'd be surprised if you had any more left.. considering how much you frolic around. [ Ugh, Yamato's back as he bends over.. dodging that poptart piece because his back was hurting :). ] Hm.. [ Leans back up. Nice. ]
... But I think it is you? [ Walking to the table.. why are there cut marks on it. What the fuck.. ] .. Someone's been here?
THEY WENT AWAY
I know how to budget. [HE DOES! He's not a merchant's sword, but he knows about money issues... He Knows. Also, this punkass with his punkass timing?? Kashuu looks like he might try to get a second shot in but no, he'll refrain.]
—What?
[Okay but that really does catch his attention.]
...You didn't make these, right? I didn't.
WHERE DID THEY GO
There's wet spots on the table too..? [ Ugh, the tears of a fallen comrade. ]
You don't think it's any of the pets here, do you? But I mean.. [ There's a distant burble. ]
... ?
ON VACATION I SUPPOSE
But since Kashuu doesn't know what they are, he just looks disgusted. WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING??]
It can't be the pets, I don't think. [Do CyBuddies even have bodily fluids??
At the burble, his expression screws up in overt displeasure...] Seriously, what is that?! That's creepy! And gross.
NO NO VACATION FOR ANYONE WTF
[ Ugh. Who turgled? WHO TURGLED. ]
Maybe.. it's water? [ Maybe but there's little running as if someone is in the kitchen and a cereal box falls over. Ugh, paranormal activity up in here. ]
. _ .
GOES ON VACATION WITH IT
It sounds like it's alive?!
[WHY. He's opening drawers and looking behind boxes and patting down the top of the fridge.
When he opens the cabinet where the cereal is, a puff of feathers flies out...]
SINKS YOUR BOAT NO MORE
.. Do you think ghosts.. shed feathers? [ Ugh, what if Yamato gets possessed? ]
.... [ There's little running footsteps and something stabs Kashuu's hand when he looks away and then scurries into a hole in the cabinet.. that seems to be connected to other places... what the fuck. ]
WAHT THE FUCK
[But surely it couldn't be!! He can't really contemplate much more for now anyway, since his hand is stabbed?? What the fuck, indeed. Pulling it back sharply!]
Ow!! What the hell was that?! There's definitely something in here!
[His hand is bleeding?? WHY. But of course he's going to move some stuff aside so he can get a better look at that hole.]