[IT'S BEEN DAYS since he's seen Yamato, and while he mostly had his hands full with keeping track of Souji and Haru, he's still been really worried!! His comrades are important to him, okay, but the other Shinsengumi swords will always rank pretty top-tier in priority. Especially his dumb mirror who, last Kashuu recalls, was busy angering beetles and beetle-gods!
So the robot won't even have a chance to wake Yamato up with its nasty burnt breakfast, because Kashuu is leaning over and blindly reaching out to pat his shoulder. He probably just ends up whacking him in the face instead...]
[ Maybe he's having a good dream about beetles or maybe he's not but he does roll over in his sleep with a small sigh, this burnt food isn't going to wake him up and nothing will. He's warm? He has a soft pillow under his head, he doesn't feel like he's drowning? Honestly he's perfect. Well, that what he thought when he feels a hand smack right into his face! Luckily, it's enough to wake him up with a flinch and he lifts up with a tired expression and troublesome words leaving from his lips. ]
Death... blood.. [ A yawn. ] Pain... suffering... tired...
[ He lays back down, turns his back towards Kashuu.. goodbye. ]
Well, at least he knows Yamato is alive now?? That's got to count for something?! But why is he such a troubling individual, honestly. The true questions that don't have answers.
Undeterred, Kashuu grabs his shoulder to shake him! At least he doesn't accidentally hit him a second time; he's a little more awake now, though his attention is split between Yamato and this rudeass android that keeps trying to push the burnt breakfast at them.]
Yasusada, wake up! You— would you stop that-- [Using his other arm to shove the android away GET THAT NASTY BACON OUT OF HIS FACE.] Hey! Don't just keep sleeping!
[ This android is getting pisspot upset at Kashuu who keeps getting in the way, it has a job to do? To give this burnt breakfast to them and why won't he take it? Why won't the sleeping sword take it too! Well, maybe this android will need to give it to them the hard way? Though, with all the moving on the bed is making Yamato grow tired, slowly opening his eyes as he wants to turn over, he believes that it'll be the best thing to do.
Rolling over away from Kashuu and the android so that he plops right onto the floor with a thump, he slowly begins to roll under the bed so that he can rest there. Why is Yamato so weird? Well, he's not! He's just trying to get away from the two who are making such a racket. ]
Later.. Kiyomitsu.. [ He speaks from under the bed. ] I'll cook for you lat..er... zzz.
he went under the bed to be with his ghost friends i see
[WHY IS YAMATO SO WEIRD: questions that Kashuu asks himself literally daily. Sometimes hourly! He missed Yamato a lot while he was gone, but these things are not part of what he missed... He stares incredulously after him for a second or two like he's waiting for him to pop back up and be like JUST KIDDING but no, of course that doesn't happen.
The android is also going to try sliding the tray of nastyass breakfast underneath the bed for Yamato to enjoy. What a thoughtful bot! Kashuu leans over the other side so he's hanging upside down and sticks his arm under the bed to try fishing Yamato out...]
I don't need you to cook for me! [Even though he's probably one of the only people who can tolerate and enjoy Yamato's cooking, rip.] I need you to wake up! Stop being stupid and get out from under there—
[ Why is this robot still messing with him! God, opening his eyes again to see the plate that's being pushed to him, he pushes it back towards the android. ] What is this.. [ He's tired, what the hell is this thing but he's being bothered by two people which he doesn't know why! Though, he scoots away from the robot as he can feel the hand of Kashuu's grabbing at the back of his clothes in a successful grab. ]
I'm really tired, Kiyomitsu.. [ A yawn as he continues to lay on the floor before slowly coming from under since he can't resist Kashuu's grip for too long. Finally from under and a yawn leaving from his lips as tears appear at the corner of his eyes, hair messy like always and a . _ . look on his features. ]
[The robot is determined to give him burnt bacon?? As Yamato rolls out one side of the bed, it gets down on the floor to try scooting the plate of breakfast after him... It probably bumps into his side eventually.
Kashuu will stop pulling him once he gets out, at least!! And give him an incredulous look... Why is he like this??
On the other hand, now that he's confirmed Yamato's health, it's not like he really needs to stick around. He can always come back and talk to him later about what went down in the jungle after they got separated. CLEARLY HE'S NOT DEAD and he doesn't seem to be traumatized so Kashuu assumes things went relatively okay...]
—Ew, that thing's not my friend. [First and foremost. DON'T LUMP HIM IN WITH THE ANDROID.]
Are you seriously that tired? I need to talk to you, but I can come back later if you really have to sleep.
FUCK AKI.. places hand on your shoulder and it passes thru.. are you a ghost?
[ Relatively okay isn't even the word, perhaps he just doesn't want to show anything or maybe he's doing his worst right now but what's the point of showing it. Luckily this isn't the time for Yamato to be fucked up or anything so as he looks up towards Kashuu and holy fuck mom, what does this android want!? Where is his vessel? He'd handle this if he could, but .. where did he put it at. Huh? What is the lore. ]
Then why is it in here.. [Oh my god, now its coming around the side. He's not having it and Yamato decides to crawl under the bed to get to the other side and then pull at Kashuu's arm so they can leave the room and lock the thing in there. Hopefully it won't break anything, Yamato is only up because he grows tired of that thing. ]
We should leave it there until we find something to do with it. [ But also. ] .. Hm.. Is there something wrong, Kiyomitsu? [ He looks a bit tired but Yamato will just have to get OVER IT! ]
I don't know! [He doesn't even know why they're here?? Why did Mosley come get them... Where's his fire fox friend! Why was there a pigeon roosting on the table!! When will the find Yamato's poor deadass troop! Questions that are left unanswered.
He's also not moving too far from the door because he needs to make sure the android doesn't break anything... So far it just seems to be politely knocking and waiting to be let out but who knows how long that'll last.
ANYWAY-- of course he can't just straight out say "I was worried about you, are you okay" like a normal person. Instead, Yamato just gets:] Seriously, you were out in that jungle for like, a week and then who even knows where you went and you're just okay with it? Or— tired, but whatever.
...Huh? It's not the first time I've ever been by myself somewhere else, Kiyomitsu. I don't know what about that makes you worry.. in the end, I found some of the others. Besides, I should have asked how you held up, I did wonder where you went. [ But maybe he's grown not to be surprised anymore? As much as both he and Souji seem to keep disappearing, he wonders if he should comment on it anymore. Besides, it's none of his business. ]
Though I am tired, I'm sorry for that. I used a lot of energy during then I believe. [ He chased a monster down and was also chased down by a big ass dragon. Lord, he has a right to be tired. ]
But good morning, how are you? [ Ugh Yamato, you can't be sad af and then be like how is Kashuu's morning! ]
It's different here. [This said a little curtly, because he doesn't feel like explaining all the ways things tend to go wrong in Cerealia. Yamato will discover on his own soon enough...! (Kashuu will fill him in on the important things, though, because he fusses and cares as much as he complains and gripes).
But why is he like this... Why did the gloom spider pick Yamato?]
You didn't run into too much trouble, yeah? [STARING AT HIM with a critical eye... and ignoring his question because Kashuu does what Kashuus do.]
I can get rid of that stupid thing in there if you're still tired. You should rest up 'cause Haruji's got a lot of repairs to get to, so he probably won't be able to do anything about fatigue. [From what he remembers, anyway... POOR KOUSETSU.]
.. No, no trouble at all. Everything went fine on my end. [ To a certain degree, it's not like both him and Mutsunokami were trying to drown one another. Which they were but who would admit to that? So that makes his responses something that doesn't have to worry but maybe that innocent look is hiding something or perhaps, Yamato is being honest? Moving onto the next part of the conversation: ]
No no.. I'm not tired anymore. It's fine, I guess all I needed was a nap. Ah, the Saniwa wouldn't have to work on me, I'm fine. I mean, I caught my vessel into an eye of a monster and we were chased by murderous beetles that were friends with giant lizards.. but at the end of the day, I'm fine.
[ So he wouldn't want to waste Haru's time when he has more important matters. ] During that time we were separated.. where did you go? Was Okita-kun with you?
[WHY CAN'T YAMATO JUST BE FORTHCOMING AND HONEST. Not even Kashuu can tell every single time if his innocent look is real or put on, okay. It makes life very difficult...!
Now is one of those times where he can't really tell but he figures he would be able to tell if something went badly, so after a few seconds of scrutinizing staring, he'll let that part of the topic go with a shrug.]
Fine. Just make sure to rest if you need it and see Haruji if you start feeling bad, got it? [Don't think he won't bully Yamato into the repair room if he has to HE'S BEEN SAVING UP HIS AGGRESSION POINTS. That said, ah, how awkward. YAMATO ALL ALONE WITH THE SEA SWORDS, and then there's the fire group--]
Yeah, he was. He wasn't doing well, though - the air was bad, y'know? We should go check on him.
Rest.. I'm fine, if anyone needs rest.. isn't it you, Kiyomitsu? [ Besides, all that running he was doing not too long ago? This sword really does need some rest. ] I don't want to worry him, our Saniwa has so much going on and I don't want to add to his work. Besides, I've caused a lot of trouble recently and it.. [ was probably better when he (Yamato) wasn't around. ] Hm.. I'm hungry.
..Huh? The air was bad!? [ He's shocked since well, he could breathe under water when he was with water people but was the air that bad. ] Isn't.. bad air.. one of the causes for.. [ He's not going to say it, he's told himself not to pull out the double gloomy. ]
We have to make sure he's okay.. Should I check that weird device that was given to us to see if Okita-kun could have messaged us? [ What a better time than any to see Hijikata stuck in the toilet. ]
I don't need any rest. [He's fine, too!! Or rather, he's so filled with anxious energy that he wouldn't be able to rest even if he tried. He's Ready To Go.
Ugh this gloomy guy, though. This gloomy guy. What's with the double-whammy of gloom? He doesn't need to finish either of those sentences for Kashuu to understand where he was going with them.]
C'mon. [It's about the only warning Yamato will get before Kashuu starts pulling him over toward the kitchen. Good bye, robot...] Haruji was worried about everyone who wasn't there, y'know? He wasn't happy to be separated from you guys. [And--] The air was bad in the jungle, too. You could tell, yeah? How it was heavy and kinda hard to breathe, even for us... It just got worse where we were. I can breathe just fine now though, so I'm sure it's the same for Haruji and Okita. [HE HAS FAITH.
That said, since he's busy rummaging around in the shelves:]
Can you check yours? [And discover Hijikata stuck in a toilet.]
no !! !NO!!! no onecan exorcise him? i love him wtf
[ As they're dragged into the kitchen while Yamato listens to the concern in Kashuu's voice, keeping his pace so that he's not lagging behind while being pulled. Though, the pounding of the robot on the door is one thing, maybe it's angry? Perhaps, anmitsu can NOT eat anything else than it prepares? Soon, the robot shall come for them but their time is spent with Yamato pulling out his Cerevice right next to Kashuu as he flicks through shelves. ]
I was under water most of the time, so I didn't get to see what it was about the air.. unless I drowned and didn't realize it. [ Since his people were able to breathe under water? ] Though, I'm glad that they're okay, I didn't know the air was so horrible. [ Is the bird in the shelves? Where is it!! What if it pops out a cereal box? Ugh. ]
I'm checking right now.. this thing is so weird. [ Opening his messages, the first thing pictured on his screen is Hijikata's struggle. ] I'm glad the vice commander is also safe.
[This robot is noisy and rude and also not stopping Kashuu from pulling out some boxes of poptarts!! Burnt bacon and soggy eggs aren't better than these sugar squares, okay.]
What? Like-- wait, what? [THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.] Your vessel was in the water, you mean? Or... [What kind of shitty beach episode is this... The water people are weird as hell.
Just like the pigeon, which is probably lurking nearby!! In fact, some soft cooing can probably be heard coming from the direction of the fridge. Kashuu is either ignoring it or doesn't hear it over the sound of pastries being unwrapped... Handing one over! It's probably a flavor Yamato likes, because Kashuu pays attention to these things even if he's a big fat tsuntsun about it.]
Huh? Did Hijikata text you? [Leaning over LET HIM SEE-- toiletkata.]
WHY DO YOU TRY TO DO THIS TO HIM i knew you wanted him to die
[ Oh my god, a poptart? Hell yeah Yamato is going to take that from Kashuu, and who knew?! This man knew that smores were his favorite? Of course, he'll lean forward and bite at it so that his mouth is full and he can't really reply to the male's concern on the whole water deal. Besides, he can't talk about it, what if he accidentally talks about how him and Mutsunokami almost drowned each other? ]
Mmf. Hmmmfmfm? Mh! Mhmhmnnngh!
[ The bird sees falling crumbs and well, points it's wing and it's eyes and then at the crumbs. Coming for you. ]
Mnmn. [ Holding his device over and grabbing the pop tart out his mouth with his free hand. ] Horikawa Kunihiro had a problem way back, can you believe it? Vice Commander had a hard time.
[UGH YAMATO. He holds a hand under his chin to catch the crumbs because someone here is a pigeon-attracting caveman with no table manners... But at least he's eating, which is better than nothing, so he doesn't even scold him this time.]
Geez, I can't understand anything you just tried to say... [WHY'S HE GOTTA HOLD ONTO THE DETAILS LIKE THAT. Whatever, he'll ask again later. He's determined to Know What Happened...
Anyway, that picture is distracting enough, so Kashuu's attention is pretty fixed there for a short while. This is their Vice Commander. Nice.]
[ Maybe he should stop eating, we can relive another life which I'm sure Yamato doesn't mind reliving. His attention is both on the poptart and even on Kashuu's reaction towards the image that's shown. Honestly, Yamato doesn't know how Hijikata got his hair into a thing where they all pee and doo in.. Ugh.. his hair probably was no good after that. ]
It is? I wonder if he tries to wash his hair? Do you think he knows what a sink is? [ Yamato learned that his first day here in the colony!! ]
I told Horikawa Kunihiro to cut it since I guess.. that part of his hair would be bad but... [ Keeping the image there. ] ..This brings a new meaning to his life being.. [ He closes eyes and doesn't say the word because maybe Kashuu knows where he's going. ]
[STOP, JUST STOP. Stop. Why is everyone in the Shinsengumi like this? Is it some sort of mental contagion and now they're all doomed??
But honestly, Hijikata is the biggest embarrassment here right now... Kashuu's still squinting at the picture like he's not sure if he should laugh or feel really bad (for Hijikata's hair, not Hijikata himself. He's a toilet moron but his hair is pretty and doesn't deserve this??)]
He'd better have washed it! That's so gross! [His skin is crawling just thinking about Hijikata walking around with toilet hair... Someone stop that man.]
Geez, he really should have just cut it off. That'd be gross even after it's washed.
In all honesty, I wonder if that's a new way of how people are to wash their hair.
[ Hopefully Yamato isn't getting any ideas as he looks at the photo and hands her device to Kashuu to hold. ] Please hold that.. [ Breaking his pop tart in half, keeping the side he already bit and handing it to Kashuu and then popping his own half into his mouth with a satisfied smile. ] Domm yo'mu want halmf? Mmf. [ Though, back to the Hijikatoilet incident. ]
He has really long hair, maybe he should burn it to get rid of the smell? I wonder what Okita-kun would do. [ Or maybe they should send it to Okita-kun. :) ]
No way. Even in the future, people don't do weird stuff like that.
[Though there are plenty of other weird things that happen... PLEASE DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, YAMATO. Before he can address that, though, there's a CereVice being shoved into his hand and then a poptart.] Don't talk with your mouth full, geez. [GEEZ. But he looks grateful for the food at least, and takes a bite, so clearly it's a gift well-accepted.
ANYWAY, Toiletkata:] Burning it would make it smell even worse. [...] But maybe Okita'd know how to handle that stuff. He has really long hair too, right? Let's text him.
[ Of course, his words don't make any sense, he's just talking with his mouth full and moving away but h does give a nod that the other is allowed to send the image out. ]
Mff..
[ Finally swallowing the poptart, he has a few crumbs around his mouth as he looks for something to drink. He's thirsty and he doesn't want to dehydrated but he's a little more thirsty than usual so when he opens the fridge, he grabs the large container of milk. His now. Popping the top and taking a sip from it, he can hear light steps of a bird somewhere but as he looks around. There's nothing.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MYSTERIOUS. ]
We could send it to Okita-kun, so if you wanted to do that now?
[WHAT THE FUCK YAMATO DON'T DRINK OUT OF THE CARTON!!! Why was this shitty sword raised in a barn??]
It's your turn to buy the next one. [A nod toward the milk carton... He doesn't even look up from the CereVice, he already knows what just went down. GROSS.]
Sure, sure. I'll forward the text to him now, 'kay? [AND HE WILL PROCEED TO DO SO.
As he turns to show the screen to Yamato, there's some ominous cooing...]
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action, post-event!
So the robot won't even have a chance to wake Yamato up with its nasty burnt breakfast, because Kashuu is leaning over and blindly reaching out to pat his shoulder. He probably just ends up whacking him in the face instead...]
Hey! Wake up!
kashuu why
Death... blood.. [ A yawn. ] Pain... suffering... tired...
[ He lays back down, turns his back towards Kashuu.. goodbye. ]
ugh look
Well, at least he knows Yamato is alive now?? That's got to count for something?! But why is he such a troubling individual, honestly. The true questions that don't have answers.
Undeterred, Kashuu grabs his shoulder to shake him! At least he doesn't accidentally hit him a second time; he's a little more awake now, though his attention is split between Yamato and this rudeass android that keeps trying to push the burnt breakfast at them.]
Yasusada, wake up! You— would you stop that-- [Using his other arm to shove the android away GET THAT NASTY BACON OUT OF HIS FACE.] Hey! Don't just keep sleeping!
UUGH LISTEN
Rolling over away from Kashuu and the android so that he plops right onto the floor with a thump, he slowly begins to roll under the bed so that he can rest there. Why is Yamato so weird? Well, he's not! He's just trying to get away from the two who are making such a racket. ]
Later.. Kiyomitsu.. [ He speaks from under the bed. ] I'll cook for you lat..er... zzz.
he went under the bed to be with his ghost friends i see
The android is also going to try sliding the tray of nastyass breakfast underneath the bed for Yamato to enjoy. What a thoughtful bot! Kashuu leans over the other side so he's hanging upside down and sticks his arm under the bed to try fishing Yamato out...]
I don't need you to cook for me! [Even though he's probably one of the only people who can tolerate and enjoy Yamato's cooking, rip.] I need you to wake up! Stop being stupid and get out from under there—
UGH HIS GhOST FRIENDS IM GLAD THEYRE GOING OKAY
I'm really tired, Kiyomitsu.. [ A yawn as he continues to lay on the floor before slowly coming from under since he can't resist Kashuu's grip for too long. Finally from under and a yawn leaving from his lips as tears appear at the corner of his eyes, hair messy like always and a . _ . look on his features. ]
Let me go to bed..
[ His eyes see the monster android.. ]
Take your friend too.
komyu......... puts 20 hands on ur shoulders
Kashuu will stop pulling him once he gets out, at least!! And give him an incredulous look... Why is he like this??
On the other hand, now that he's confirmed Yamato's health, it's not like he really needs to stick around. He can always come back and talk to him later about what went down in the jungle after they got separated. CLEARLY HE'S NOT DEAD and he doesn't seem to be traumatized so Kashuu assumes things went relatively okay...]
—Ew, that thing's not my friend. [First and foremost. DON'T LUMP HIM IN WITH THE ANDROID.]
Are you seriously that tired? I need to talk to you, but I can come back later if you really have to sleep.
FUCK AKI.. places hand on your shoulder and it passes thru.. are you a ghost?
Then why is it in here.. [Oh my god, now its coming around the side. He's not having it and Yamato decides to crawl under the bed to get to the other side and then pull at Kashuu's arm so they can leave the room and lock the thing in there. Hopefully it won't break anything, Yamato is only up because he grows tired of that thing. ]
We should leave it there until we find something to do with it. [ But also. ] .. Hm.. Is there something wrong, Kiyomitsu? [ He looks a bit tired but Yamato will just have to get OVER IT! ]
WHAT THE FUCK you found me out
I don't know! [He doesn't even know why they're here?? Why did Mosley come get them... Where's his fire fox friend! Why was there a pigeon roosting on the table!! When will the find Yamato's poor deadass troop! Questions that are left unanswered.
He's also not moving too far from the door because he needs to make sure the android doesn't break anything... So far it just seems to be politely knocking and waiting to be let out but who knows how long that'll last.
ANYWAY-- of course he can't just straight out say "I was worried about you, are you okay" like a normal person. Instead, Yamato just gets:] Seriously, you were out in that jungle for like, a week and then who even knows where you went and you're just okay with it? Or— tired, but whatever.
UGH MY GHOST our new au
Though I am tired, I'm sorry for that. I used a lot of energy during then I believe. [ He chased a monster down and was also chased down by a big ass dragon. Lord, he has a right to be tired. ]
But good morning, how are you? [ Ugh Yamato, you can't be sad af and then be like how is Kashuu's morning! ]
au where yams is haunted
But why is he like this... Why did the gloom spider pick Yamato?]
You didn't run into too much trouble, yeah? [STARING AT HIM with a critical eye... and ignoring his question because Kashuu does what Kashuus do.]
I can get rid of that stupid thing in there if you're still tired. You should rest up 'cause Haruji's got a lot of repairs to get to, so he probably won't be able to do anything about fatigue. [From what he remembers, anyway... POOR KOUSETSU.]
i dont think he'd be able to tell
No no.. I'm not tired anymore. It's fine, I guess all I needed was a nap. Ah, the Saniwa wouldn't have to work on me, I'm fine. I mean, I caught my vessel into an eye of a monster and we were chased by murderous beetles that were friends with giant lizards.. but at the end of the day, I'm fine.
[ So he wouldn't want to waste Haru's time when he has more important matters. ] During that time we were separated.. where did you go? Was Okita-kun with you?
ugh why is his ass already haunted
Now is one of those times where he can't really tell but he figures he would be able to tell if something went badly, so after a few seconds of scrutinizing staring, he'll let that part of the topic go with a shrug.]
Fine. Just make sure to rest if you need it and see Haruji if you start feeling bad, got it? [Don't think he won't bully Yamato into the repair room if he has to HE'S BEEN SAVING UP HIS AGGRESSION POINTS. That said, ah, how awkward. YAMATO ALL ALONE WITH THE SEA SWORDS, and then there's the fire group--]
Yeah, he was. He wasn't doing well, though - the air was bad, y'know? We should go check on him.
ugh paranormal activity came for his ass
..Huh? The air was bad!? [ He's shocked since well, he could breathe under water when he was with water people but was the air that bad. ] Isn't.. bad air.. one of the causes for.. [ He's not going to say it, he's told himself not to pull out the double gloomy. ]
We have to make sure he's okay.. Should I check that weird device that was given to us to see if Okita-kun could have messaged us? [ What a better time than any to see Hijikata stuck in the toilet. ]
someone exorcise him
Ugh this gloomy guy, though. This gloomy guy. What's with the double-whammy of gloom? He doesn't need to finish either of those sentences for Kashuu to understand where he was going with them.]
C'mon. [It's about the only warning Yamato will get before Kashuu starts pulling him over toward the kitchen. Good bye, robot...] Haruji was worried about everyone who wasn't there, y'know? He wasn't happy to be separated from you guys. [And--] The air was bad in the jungle, too. You could tell, yeah? How it was heavy and kinda hard to breathe, even for us... It just got worse where we were. I can breathe just fine now though, so I'm sure it's the same for Haruji and Okita. [HE HAS FAITH.
That said, since he's busy rummaging around in the shelves:]
Can you check yours? [And discover Hijikata stuck in a toilet.]
no !! !NO!!! no onecan exorcise him? i love him wtf
I was under water most of the time, so I didn't get to see what it was about the air.. unless I drowned and didn't realize it. [ Since his people were able to breathe under water? ] Though, I'm glad that they're okay, I didn't know the air was so horrible. [ Is the bird in the shelves? Where is it!! What if it pops out a cereal box? Ugh. ]
I'm checking right now.. this thing is so weird. [ Opening his messages, the first thing pictured on his screen is Hijikata's struggle. ] I'm glad the vice commander is also safe.
IT'S HIS TIME his time to go
What? Like-- wait, what? [THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.] Your vessel was in the water, you mean? Or... [What kind of shitty beach episode is this... The water people are weird as hell.
Just like the pigeon, which is probably lurking nearby!! In fact, some soft cooing can probably be heard coming from the direction of the fridge. Kashuu is either ignoring it or doesn't hear it over the sound of pastries being unwrapped... Handing one over! It's probably a flavor Yamato likes, because Kashuu pays attention to these things even if he's a big fat tsuntsun about it.]
Huh? Did Hijikata text you? [Leaning over LET HIM SEE-- toiletkata.]
WHY DO YOU TRY TO DO THIS TO HIM i knew you wanted him to die
Mmf. Hmmmfmfm? Mh! Mhmhmnnngh!
[ The bird sees falling crumbs and well, points it's wing and it's eyes and then at the crumbs. Coming for you. ]
Mnmn. [ Holding his device over and grabbing the pop tart out his mouth with his free hand. ] Horikawa Kunihiro had a problem way back, can you believe it? Vice Commander had a hard time.
i mean that isnt untrue
Geez, I can't understand anything you just tried to say... [WHY'S HE GOTTA HOLD ONTO THE DETAILS LIKE THAT. Whatever, he'll ask again later. He's determined to Know What Happened...
Anyway, that picture is distracting enough, so Kashuu's attention is pretty fixed there for a short while. This is their Vice Commander. Nice.]
...Is that the toilet?! Ew! How'd he do that!
how dare you come into my inbox and agree,
It is? I wonder if he tries to wash his hair? Do you think he knows what a sink is? [ Yamato learned that his first day here in the colony!! ]
I told Horikawa Kunihiro to cut it since I guess.. that part of his hair would be bad but... [ Keeping the image there. ] ..This brings a new meaning to his life being.. [ He closes eyes and doesn't say the word because maybe Kashuu knows where he's going. ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
But honestly, Hijikata is the biggest embarrassment here right now... Kashuu's still squinting at the picture like he's not sure if he should laugh or feel really bad (for Hijikata's hair, not Hijikata himself. He's a toilet moron but his hair is pretty and doesn't deserve this??)]
He'd better have washed it! That's so gross! [His skin is crawling just thinking about Hijikata walking around with toilet hair... Someone stop that man.]
Geez, he really should have just cut it off. That'd be gross even after it's washed.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I SHOULD BE ASKING!
[ Hopefully Yamato isn't getting any ideas as he looks at the photo and hands her device to Kashuu to hold. ] Please hold that.. [ Breaking his pop tart in half, keeping the side he already bit and handing it to Kashuu and then popping his own half into his mouth with a satisfied smile. ] Domm yo'mu want halmf? Mmf. [ Though, back to the Hijikatoilet incident. ]
He has really long hair, maybe he should burn it to get rid of the smell? I wonder what Okita-kun would do. [ Or maybe they should send it to Okita-kun. :) ]
ugh puts u in a dumpster
[Though there are plenty of other weird things that happen... PLEASE DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, YAMATO. Before he can address that, though, there's a CereVice being shoved into his hand and then a poptart.] Don't talk with your mouth full, geez. [GEEZ. But he looks grateful for the food at least, and takes a bite, so clearly it's a gift well-accepted.
ANYWAY, Toiletkata:] Burning it would make it smell even worse. [...] But maybe Okita'd know how to handle that stuff. He has really long hair too, right? Let's text him.
stp throws you out to sea go meet horis people
[ Of course, his words don't make any sense, he's just talking with his mouth full and moving away but h does give a nod that the other is allowed to send the image out. ]
Mff..
[ Finally swallowing the poptart, he has a few crumbs around his mouth as he looks for something to drink. He's thirsty and he doesn't want to dehydrated but he's a little more thirsty than usual so when he opens the fridge, he grabs the large container of milk. His now. Popping the top and taking a sip from it, he can hear light steps of a bird somewhere but as he looks around. There's nothing.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MYSTERIOUS. ]
We could send it to Okita-kun, so if you wanted to do that now?
WOW incredible
It's your turn to buy the next one. [A nod toward the milk carton... He doesn't even look up from the CereVice, he already knows what just went down. GROSS.]
Sure, sure. I'll forward the text to him now, 'kay? [AND HE WILL PROCEED TO DO SO.
As he turns to show the screen to Yamato, there's some ominous cooing...]
I AM INCRDICIBLE!! JUST LISTEN!!
no it's time for you to go, good bye...
PLEASE DONT LET ME GO GOODBYE
UGH i guess you can stay
UGH AKI WAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BRACKETS IM LAUGHING
THEY WENT AWAY
WHERE DID THEY GO
ON VACATION I SUPPOSE
NO NO VACATION FOR ANYONE WTF
GOES ON VACATION WITH IT
SINKS YOUR BOAT NO MORE
WAHT THE FUCK